• Something for nothing I wish when you call me nowadays you’d stop saying “Bonjour.” Stop saying “Ca va?” even. In fact, don’t even say your name, because I see it already flashing across the top of my iPhone. Just tell me what you want, because I know that’s why you’re calling. You want me to do something, and […] 2014-05-17
  • Trainworking I moved to the countryside for a couple of months thinking there I’d be able to work. My work, mind you, is telling jokes to myself, so I can basically do that anywhere. But I thought the countryside with its fresh air, lack of distraction, natural fecundity, and overall dacha allure would be the perfect […] 2012-11-12